she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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