you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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