no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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