Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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