just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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