who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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