Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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