names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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