I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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