Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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