what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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