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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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