My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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