Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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