Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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