I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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