Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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