i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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