Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
