My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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