Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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