I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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