Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was born a porn star she said
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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