Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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