I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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