It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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