She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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