So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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