His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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