I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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