My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you have to choose: penises or morals?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
