I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
