Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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