Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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