You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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