i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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