i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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