it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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