I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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