So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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