Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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