Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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