Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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