Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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