Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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