WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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