So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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