oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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