if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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