when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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