i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
