That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
