We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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